31 July 2013

The Watcher: July 2013

Welcome back to The Watcher! Now, there's nine gajillion blogs writing about movies, but very few who tackle television shows, which I think is weird. Television shows are becoming more and more sufficient and even more compelling than cinematic adventures. Naturally, there are examples to the contrary and arguments to the opposition, but for my money, my weekly TV appointments are just as thrilling and worthwhile as my theater outings.

After a year hiatus, The Watcher returns to review Awkward, Doctor Who, Episodes, Game of Thrones, Hannibal, and Orphan Black. Enjoy!

Previously on . . .

Jenna (Ashley Rickards) prepares to give a personal story to a crowd of friends and family.
Awkward: Season 3, Part 1 [Episodes 301-310]
This MTV series hit a sophomore slump last year with scripts that felt like people trying to imitate the excellent first season, if that makes sense. The voice over narration was hollow, the performances less enthusiastic, and the stories lacking the original flare as the freshman season. But with these first ten of the 16-episode third season, Awkward. seems to be back on tip-top form, reminding me exactly why I fell in love with these characters in the first place. Now happily in a relationship with Matty, Jenna has everything she has been pining for the last two years. Naturally, of course, this being a teen show, problems arise in the relationship, such as Jenna spending too much time with Matty, or Matty being a little too clingy, etc., but the series tackles these subjects in a fun and refreshing way. These characters are smart, and their quick wit does an enormous credit to making these redundant teen cliches interesting again. And even though this set of ten is heavy on the Jenna/Matty/Colin triangle, it never feels overbearing or forced. It's this year more than the others that feel very Jenna-based, very, who am I and who do I want to be? As an writer, Jenna also faces the question of what type of writer she wants to be, and how to write honestly and deeply. Moments like those, where Jenna is faced to confront her inner character and wants, like sharing her loss of virginity or making the choice to kiss someone she shouldn't, those are the beats that are beautifully played and portrayed - and also makes this series so damn awesome.

To the shows credit, Jenna's best friends Tamara and Ming have their own highly entertaining arcs. Ming's rivalry with the high school Asian mafia has some surprising and hilarious results, and Tamra's relationship with Jenna's ex Jake is a match made in heaven as the two compliment each other extremely well, and thus boast the second most interesting dynamic on the show. One of the great things is that these feel like flesh and blood characters now, and with the exception of the now-irritable voice over from Jenna, the series doesn't feel scripted. It's one of the more intelligent teen shows on the air right now, and for it being on MTV, that's saying something.

Season 3.1 ended on a note of Jenna emotionally moving on from Matty, with Matty being none the wiser. For the first two years Matty was seen through the perspective of Jenna, as this object of yearning that doesn't feel the same back, or refuses to take the chance of making a move. This year has had more Matty than ever before, and he's so well written that instead of taking Jenna's side on the whole front, we're kinda rooting for Matty, even though we understand high school romance and the inevitability of people changing and moving on. That said, this new person Jenna's interested in - a wee bit too much like a walking, talking cliche, thank you very much. Still, Awkward. is on a roll, and I can't wait to see how this all blows up and gets resolved. Half-Season Score: B

The Doctor (Matt Smith) addresses the Old God in "The Rings of Akhatan"
Doctor Who: Series 7, Part 2 [Episodes 6-13]
Back in September, the Ponds left the TARDIS, and in December, viewers were given their second glimpse of what would eventually be the new companion. Finally, at the end of March, Series 7 resumed, and we were introduced to the new companion proper. Clara Oswald (Jenna-Louise Coleman) is the mystery The Doctor can't solve, the woman twice dead, his Impossible Girl, and he can't stay away without knowing the answer. Ultimately, despite a strong and impressive performance from Coleman, Clara lacks enough of a personality to label her a true character; instead, the mystery surrounding Clara becomes much more important than who she is and what she represents. And despite how wonderful it was to have Doctor Who back after what felt like short bursts of happiness spread across two galaxies worth of waiting, the unfortunate thing is that these episodes are pretty mediocre.

"The Rings of Akahtan", "Hide", "Nightmare in Silver", and "The Name of The Doctor" are clear highlights from an eight-episode half season that boasted many very interesting ideas that were slave to a running time that simply couldn't do the stories justice. And because these episodes were brimming with setup and ideas, the key component of storytelling and the main strength of the Russell T. Davies era - the emphasis on character - is pushed to the back in favor of spiffy special effects and overly complex storytelling. Alright, perhaps not complex, but 'misguided'. Sure, it's great to be ambitious in scope, but if the time allotted can't contain it, I vote it's better to include character beats moreso than epic notions, and that's what's so great with "Rings of Akahtan" and "Hide", two stories that are pretty simple in nature and let The Doctor experience and feel something that he doesn't normally, and therefore, we get just a tiny bit more insight into the character. "Nightmare in Silver" was a mixed bag of good and bad, but it's undeniable that Matt Smith gives one hell of a performance playing against himself. And we come to "The Name of The Doctor", an episode so hyped that the end result was kinda so-so. Of course, the episode title refers to something else, and of course, the episode doesn't go anywhere you'd expect it. Mostly, though, it was a rousing success. The opening bits with Clara and the shocking conclusion that leads directly into the 50th - quite amazing.

Then there are the clunkers, like "Cold War", which was just a brilliant idea but so horrendously written and executed, or "The Crimson Horror" (both by Mark Gatiss) that feels odd and kind of worthless. It doesn't help that my interest in Strax, Jenny and Madame Vastra has diminished completely, and I'd rather enjoy them all being thrown into a black hole. "Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS" was also one of those brilliant ideas, but just couldn't be given adequate justice in the time span given to it, and there's just a general feeling of mediocrity with the whole preceding. The Series 7B opener "The Bells of St. John" is just as equally 'meh', having scattered moments of interest, but overall lacking in being something worthwhile. Still, nice new outfit, Doctor.

I hate feeling such negativity for a show I enormously love, but Series 7 is definitely not the best Doctor Who has to offer, although it is a step up for the so-so Series 6. Was the wait between Series 6 to Series 7, and the wait between Series 7A and 7B worth it? Erm, no. I fall into the camp where I'd rather enjoy more content. Yes, it takes nine months to film a season, and a couple more for post. Yes, it's a grueling schedule. But more episodes means I can wash away the taste of the less good-y ones much easier. And we get more Doctor Who. It's a double edged sword, really. More episodes and faster production could mean more lackluster episodes, but the selfish side of me is sick of all this silly waiting. Anyway, enough complaining, Series 7 as a whole wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great, either. I thought the whole notion of having slutty Hollywood titles worked quite well, and having a different theme or genre each episode also helped keep things fresh week after week. So, overall Season Grade: B-

Game of Thrones: Season 3
I'll probably be regarded as a heretic for saying this, but the first two seasons of Game of Thrones failed to really capture my interest. It felt like the other HBO series Rome, but just with dragon eggs and Sean Bean. There didn't seem to be anything particularly noteworthy, magical, or all that interesting going on with the series for two years. Sure, Tyrion was always funny and a highlight in every episode he was in, and Daenerys Targaryen's ascent to a role of power was highly riveting thanks to Emilia Clarke being pretty much awesome, but there was something missing in those first twenty episodes that were suddenly found in this third year. Finally, I felt like these were characters. Finally, I felt like these were characters worth involving oneself in. Finally, I felt like this was a living, breathing world of fantastical elements, not just the Rome set redressed. Finally, I felt like everyone had a voice, a motive, a plot, a reason. Finally, the series knew how to balance the storylines and even have them compliment each other. And finally, stories were unraveling that gave me a reason to give a damn. This is an unpopular opinion, and I'm sure to get some grub about disliking seasons 1 and 2 of Game of Thrones, but alas, it is what it is.

What this season did is that it made everything matter. It gave weight to characters, their arcs, their dialogue, their emotional spectrum, the whole damn thing, and I can't give the show enough props for it. Even in this world of magic and dragons giant mute armies and people killing each other for a throne, the showrunners never forgot about character, and that's the big strength of this year. Jamie Lannister was given more depth to him than I could ever have predicted, throwing him in the darkest recesses of shit; the Star family continues to get screwed over more and more; Tyrion is still navigating what to do and what not to do in front of father; Joffrey's manipulative and deadly abilities further devilishly grows; Dany's quest for the throne leads her to a power stance of 'no slaves', and she's willing to bring down whole cities to prove her point, and I'm sure there's loads more, but the point is is that these ten episodes completely and utterly worked.

The writing was top notch. The transitions were well thought out. The performances were spectacular. The visuals have never looked more gorgeous and cinematic (last seasons Blackwater episode included). The characters are real. Sure, there were problems with this whole Theon/Ramsey torture crap that seemed to go nowhere, and I'm still fuzzy on the Red Witch and the Lord of Light rubbish, but with such wonderful character beats like Arya's descent into darkness, Tyrion's forced marriage and his highly suitable reaction to it, and Jamie's wake up call to reality - all that is just so damn amazing and so damn impressive that any and all faults of the season just seem like immaterial. And season 3 also boasts some truly 'wow' highlights, like the brilliant moment in 3.04 where Dany subverts the ruler of Astapor and the Unsullied pledge their allegiance to her, and 3.09, the much-talked about Red Wedding. I'm curious to see how and what season 4 can deliver that will be anywhere near as exciting. Overall, a damn good 10-episode run. Only problem is that 10 episodes are just too damn short. Season Grade: B+

Hannibal: Season 1
I binged on all 13 episodes in two days. I would never have guessed that this tale of Will Graham (Hugh Dancy) and Hannibal Lecter's (Mads Mikkelsen) friendship would be so engrossing, visually stunning, and intricately plotted. Hell, I wouldn't have guessed that it would be one of the more impressive shows of the year. Yet there it is. A full season arc so beautifully paced, with so many zig-zagy turns and a malevolent man  disguised as a friend in need, Hannibal is more like a series of forty-three minute movies than a television series. The cinematography is gorgeous, and the blood and gore on display here seems more extreme than even Dexter (albeit less than Walking Dead, marginally). This is clever storytelling at its height. And thanks to some absolutely stunning performances, this has become one of my Must See television shows, and I'm ancy as all hell for season 2 to start up again.

The less said about the series, the better for you to sit and experience, but it's interesting in its depiction of this rather odd friendship between Will and Hannibal, and also immensely interesting in the mental toll Will's gifts are having on his psyche. This gift, which makes him an invaluable member of the FBI, is simultaneously destroying him, and to watch that mental erosion is thrilling and enormously tense. But none of this tightly-written story beats would be even remotely worthwhile if it wasn't for the nuanced work by Hugh Dancy, a man who I admittedly failed to see as Will Graham [Edward Norton is my ideal Will Graham], but within the span of a handful of episodes, Dancy owns this role so completely, making it entirely his own, and all the better for it. As Hannibal Lecter, Mads Mikkelsen had the impossible task of following in the footsteps of Anthony Hopkins, but he, likewise, chose to reimagine the role as something far different, creating a new, methodical, nearly robotic monster waiting patiently for the moment to reveal its ugliness. Hannibal defied my (admittedly low) expectations, delivering episode after episode of riveting drama, brutal murders, and intense psychological warfare in the mind of Will Graham. If you had the slightest interest in this series, watch it at your earliest convenience. Season Grade: A -

Orphan Black: Season 1
I can tell you this right now, there isn't a single show that premiered in 2013 that has as much originality as Orphan Black or possesses as fine of actress as Tatiana Maslany. From the very first episode, the series locks you in with intrigue. Why are there women who are identical to this woman, Sarah Manning? Who are they, and how are they connected? The writing is spectacular, a blend of Joss Whedon's witticisms and Howard Gordon's relentless pace (24, Homeland), this series never allows a viewer to even entertain the notion of being bored. A strong, highly intelligent and resourceful female protagonist, so beautifully full of complexity not seen since Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Geller), Maslany effortlessly embodies not only the main character, Sarah, but no less than five other versions of herself - all with their own distinct personality and traits. There is no way to stress enough how impressive Tatiana Maslany is in this role. And the mythology is a wide web of possibilities full of seedy organizations and deceptive friends.

Ingenious, really, is a great way to describe the series. How many times are we thrown stories with cloning involved? A frak ton, and I wasn't entirely sold on the notion of watching another clone show that recycled the same old questions and the same old stories for some feign sense of deeper meaning. And holy miscalculation, I was wrong. For at least this first season, this series isn't interested in those deep questions just yet, it instead wants to throw you straight into the action, straight into the seedy organizations and double crossings and family drama - and it's amazing for it. I'm not going to get into too many specifics for the show, since I want you all to watch it (whoever is reading this), but I can guarantee that if you do decide to watch it, you won't be disappointed. You'll be intrigued. And maybe, just maybe, like me, you'll binge through all ten episodes in one day. Frankly, season two can't come soon enough . . . Season Grade: A

Onto our Regularly Scheduled Program . . .

It's going to be a sad summer, honestly. Right now, we're in the midst of the final run of Dexter, enjoying its eighth and final season. Sure, it's creatively for the best that the show bows out while it still (arguably) has stories worth telling and the show maintains a ratings hit for Showtime, but Dexter has fit comfortably into a routine, that one series I can always count on coming back and being enjoyable (one way or another). And now it's coming to an end. Yikes. And at the halfway point of Dexter's final days comes the last eight episodes of AMC's Breaking Bad, like, ever. Likewise, I'm glad the series is still on top creatively, and it continues to receive seemingly endless accolades, but I don't want it to end. More than that, I don't have a freaking clue how it will end, and that's both petrifying and electrifying. But before that, I can still enjoy Dexter, so that brings me to . . .

Dexter: Season 8, Episodes 1-5
Last year, Dexter was enjoying a creative resurgence. Finally, the formula had been tweaked. Finally, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall were given material worthy of the kind of caliber of actors they are. And finally, the series was ready and willing to take chances again. Well, now season 8 is here to show us the repercussions of those chances on the characters, and although it hasn't been firing at the breakneck speed of last season, there's still enough juggling plot-threads to keep one interested.

First order of business is the presence of Dr. Evelyn Vogel, who was instrumental in shaping Dexter Morgan from a young age, assisting Harry in creating The Code. It's not uncommon for a series reaching its endpoint to bring in some mechanism from the characters past, either as a way of reminding the audience, bringing the character full circle, or, in this instance (although there's undoubtedly more) shed new light on something we thought we already knew all the details on. Vogel has been better used as a device to heal the rift between Deb and Dexter, which I'll get to more in a moment, but her actual function on the show remains a bit sketchy. She's quite smitten with what she's accomplished with Dexter, crafting the Perfect Monster, but what effect does it have on Dex? And, more to the point, what's her purpose? So at this juncture, I care for Vogel neither here nor there, but am merely interested to see where this character ends up.

Dexter is in a kind of holding pattern. He wants his sister back, she can't stand him. He's recruited by Vogel to find a former patient who is harassing her. And he continues to just do what he does. I was expecting this final year to more or less have a noose tightening around Dexter Morgan, in much the same way Vic Mackey was getting closer and closer to shit hitting the fan in The Shield. Instead, five episodes in, Dex seems to have quite the easy ride, almost like a side character instead of the main attraction.

Who the real star of season 8 is none other than Jennifer Carpenter as Debra Morgan, a woman so fractured, broken, and traumatized by the events of the season 7 finale that she has completely lost herself. In the last seventeen episodes since she found out Dexter's secret, Jennifer Carpenter has been the Girl on Fire with her work, absolutely nothing less than stellar. The fact the writers are giving her such meaty story to work on is fantastic, and she's doing wonders with it. Now, it appears that the bridge between brother and sister is starting to slowly mend, and I'm excited to see where Dex and Deb go from here. This is the final year, after all, so the writers need to pull out something rather amazing and clever, don't they?

Season 8 thus far, overall, have been just so-so, but I guess that's expected when most of the story has to deal with the fallout from the finale. Quinn and Jamie are put together in a relationship to give them something to do, Batista still has nothing to do, and Masuka now had a daughter, just to give him something to do. I want to have faith that everything is going to unravel in majestic fashion, thanks to the stellar season 7, but these five episodes haven't given me much to be excited over. And since I see a lot of people making predictions about how the series will end, I'll offer my vague two cents: whatever goes down, it's going to be Dexter making a sacrifice of some sort for Debra. A sacrifice of his own life, or his own freedom, but the finale needs to be Deb and Dexter, it has to be about that relationship. Until then, these episodes have a Grade: B-

True Blood: Season 6, Episodes 1-7
Honestly, so much of True Blood right now rests at the "meh"-o-meter. Despite popular opinion, seasons four and five had some good ideas to them, they were worthwhile and were actually engaging here and there. Essentially, they had the least problems. And now we're back to the status quo with season six, which thus far has more wandering storylines than ever before, and is veering off in so many bizarre directions that what the series once was is nearly unrecognizable. There are some pluses, to be sure - for one thing, Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) is very much her own woman, very independent, strong minded, and willful, and that's nice to see. But then there are also the negatives - like Lafayete and Tara having barely ten minutes of screentime over these seven episodes, or the endless, mindless, directionless subplot with the wolf pack. So often these subplots don't seem like they're going anywhere, and the writers are writing for characters that they don't know what to do with, so everything keeps going in circles.

That's my automatic anger at True Blood, this sense that has lingered for years that no one in the writers room has any notion what to do with this massive cast of characters, and this year hasn't dramatically done anything to quench that notion. But, and there is a but in all this, I will give props where props is due. Some of the side characters are getting some interesting stuff to do: Andy's newfound parenthood of the four faerie girls was excellent, allowing both the character and the actor to display skills the show doesn't normally allow him. [Note: Ultimately, this also leads into the sense of storytelling aimlessness; back a season or two ago, Andy shags a faerie, she gives him these four faerie children, and tells him to protect them, (and why? is there a bigger purpose to them? And why did faerie lady pick Andy?) and he fails at that, so what will the consequences be?] Terry's big story last year of the demon-spirit thingy that wanted to kill him and Felicity's old boyfriend ended on an anticlimatic thud, but the events of that arc led to a tragic note for Terry's sendoff that was surprisingly emotional and well done for True Blood standards. What this show seriously lacked for years and years is that they forgot there were actual characters on this show. It was so interested in the Big Bad Villain of the Season, and Nudity, Nudity, Nudity!, and Surprise Twist! that very often they failed to remember that shows are first and foremost character dramas. And season six, under new direction with Alan Ball having vacated the showrunner seat, seems to point to at least a conscious recognition of this rather large storytelling error.

And as far as the story being told in season six, it's both interesting and also batshitcrazy 'We've-Jumped-the-Shark' material. Episode one and two were absolutely cringe-worthy in their awfulness, thanks to this ridiculous leftover of this Authority/Lilith plot that was big last season [or the last week, according to True Blood timeline]. Having something like Lilith being resurrected and walking the earth would have been cool, but instead, Bill gets exploded, then receives his own kinda nifty resurrection to become Super Bill thanks to consuming Lilith's blood. He can control objects in mid-air, fly, and receive visions! What the hell? And then there's this Warlow plot that has been a year in the making, and the big reveal of that what kind of a big, WEIRD letdown. Things are getting crazier and crazier, and making less and less sense. Very 'everything but the kitchen sink' in its idea tossing. And so now it's Billith using Warlow to fight the government, which has issued a full-on assault on vampires everywhere - kinda cool, right?

At least the execution hasn't been terribly terrible. There has been some good stuff milked out of this, like the whole Eric/Willa thing, which has been a fun addition, and Jessica's descent into darkness, guilt, and desire for redemption, and the exciting and hilarious return of Sarah Newlin was an inspired choice. I feel like I'm ragging on the show much too harshly. Like I hope I made clear, there's some good to be mined from this season, but, honestly, there's still too much excess bullshit, unnecessary subplots, lack of focus, lack of sense, and general craziness for this show to be anything near a success right now. With only three episodes left of True Blood season 6, I am genuinely curious how it's all gonna get wrapped up with Billith, and Warlow, and Sookie, and . . . Andy and the faerie. But really, let's just cut all this junk down and concentrate on character again, can we? Grade: C -

How about the rest of you? Watching these shows? Care to chime in with your two cents?

29 July 2013

MMAM: Vol. 59

By now most of you have seen it, experienced the epic scope, were overcome by the brilliant score by Hans Zimmer, and formulated your opinions on the controversial bits of Zack Snyder's Man of Steel. A month later, and even my thoughts still aren't together about the whole thing. But one thing I do know, is that this score, coupled with The Lone Ranger, this summer is most definitely owned by Hans Zimmer.

Below I've attached the signature score of Man of Steel, the one heard in Trailer 3, and with how quickly the companies are blocking these YouTube uploads I'm not sure how long it will be up, but if you haven't had a chance to listen to this score, please do yourself the service of listening to it right now. It's truly amazing.

Hans Zimmer, my man, you rock.


27 July 2013

'The Wolverine' Nearly Redeems 'Origins' Travesty


The Wolverine

I own the unpopular opinion that the X-Men trilogy were just so-so, and that the only truly great entry in the franchise was Matthew Vaughn's X-Men: First Class. Tiny bit controversial, considering the heavy love for Bryan Singer's work, which is understandable on its own right. But something that is nearly unanimous is exactly how atrocious and despicable X-Men Origins: Wolverine was back in 2009. First, let me say that there probably hasn't been as close exactitude of casting as there is with Hugh Jackman as Logan, the Wolverine. Jackman personifies this character, and no other actor could possibly do this role justice like Hugh has. So imagine the excitement of all us fans when Wolverine got his own solo movie! Hugh on his own, plus we get to see the big budget treatment of his origin story!

Without getting into specifics, Origins was just embarrassing. One of those cases where fans and general audiences alike felt like hiding their faces from sight when exiting the theater, in shame that the studio not only put faith and money into making that feature, but also that we were dumb enough to pay ticket price to see it. FOX doesn't really know what to do with their properties, so announcing The Wolverine, another solo adventure, was met with tentative enthusiasm. For me, it just needed to make up for Origins. The good news, and the short answer, is: mostly yes. But, naturally, it's a flick that still feels problematic, and doesn't live up to its potential. That said, this probably is Wolverine's best show yet.

Alright, so you've left the X-Men, you've killed the only woman you really, truly ever loved [remember, we're forgetting that Origins nonsense], and you've turned into a caveman, wandering the world, not belonging, not connecting. That's the state Logan's in right now, alone and in self-imposed solitude. Ten years after The Last Stand, Logan is plucked from the wilderness and brought to Japan, where a old man intends to pay a debt to Logan for saving his life in Nagasaki decades ago. This old man, Yashida, the most powerful man in the world, has tinkered with biology for a long while, and came up with a way of regressing Logan's abilities. Basically, Logan can finally have what he's wanted for all these years: a peaceful, honorable death.

And that's what The Wolverine is, it's about Logan thirsting for his pain and eternity to end, but through the course of this movie, rediscovering his reason to live. It's genuinely a beautiful story on its own, and even more beautiful and appropriate for Logan, this man whose years of love and losses are now weighing heavier on him than ever before. As this character-centric tale, The Wolverine is friggin' gobsmacking. Finally, a non-DC/Marvel [you know what I mean] movie that emphasizes character over nifty mutations and big budgeted action sequences. So from a story standpoint, this is very, very, very strong ground to walk. But the script? The execution? It's good and all, but it ain't great, it ain't what it could be.

[Oh! And Famke Janssen's return as Jean Grey is much bigger than originally expected, and also brilliantly used. The execution of her return to Logan is exquisite, and the push-and-pull going on between her and Logan is truly one of the movies highlights.]

Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) haunts Logan with reminders of what he's done and what he's lost.

Most of the movie is about Logan and his mental state, and then it evolves into this Keep the Girl Safe story, and then it, regrettably, devolves into this rather too comic book-y thing with a giant Silver Samurai suit, a unsurprising twist, and lots of insane action beats. Granted, some of those fights were cool, and the whole adamantium thing - didn't see it coming [and still not sure how I feel about it], but damnit, I would have been completely fine if this movie didn't have yakuza, or giant Silver Samurai, or this evil bitchy American Viper chick, or Mr. Ninja Guy. The Wolverine didn't need it. And by its inclusion, it represents the filmmakers fear that their script wasn't strong enough on its own, so they needed all this fancy, glamorous ass kickery to bring audiences in.

Don't want to sound like I hate the flick. Not at all. Saw it twice already in a twenty-four hour span. I merely think there were some missed opportunities, or rather, roads taken that would have been better not, y'know, taken. But man, the positives - director James Mangold shot this quite beautiful movie, and even made the Bullet Train sequence [something that looked horrible in the trailers] frakken riveting and wonderfully put together; and there's two strong female roles in Mariko Yashia (by the scene stealing Tao Okamoto) and sword-wielding Yukio (Rila Fukushima), both women who don't just stand in the sidelines and actually play important parts in the narrative, and, even more importantly, take action on several occasions. And the mid-credits sequence is a doozy. A setup for what's to come in the X-Men cinematic universe, it should not be missed.

Without rambling more, The Wolverine has a lot of strengths in its story and characters, but also has some weaknesses that water it down, such as a out-of-place third act, but by no means does it hinder enjoyment as a whole. So, I opened this review by basically bitching about X-Men Origins: Wolverine and saying that this flick needed to redeem it. Did it? Did it redeem that misfire of epic proportions? Kinda. But not quite. Why? Origins is just so damn awful, a disgrace to the X-Men line. All that being said, though, The Wolverine can stand proud and tall and worthwhile, a film worth owning and revisiting and actually can stand not being embarrassed liking it.

This isn't the movie we deserve, but it's the best we got right now. Although, with all this talk about a bloodier extended cut for the home video release, color me intrigued on seeing what non-gruesome character pieces were left on the cutting room floor. Okay, so, The Wolverine, worth it? Hell yes. See it.

Logan doesn't take being stabbed by samurai swords too kindly. . .

20 July 2013

One Shot: Evil Dead


When/if I do a Memorable Shots of 2013 post, expect to see this screencap featured there. Evil Dead doesn't have the same creepy visual eye of, say, James Wan's The Conjuring, but that's not necessarily what Fede Alvarez is going for. Raw intensity and ferocity is what this remake is about - the camera is constantly in motion, enough to make Paul Greengrass envious, but all for the purpose of unsettling the audience and getting us deeply immersed in this atmosphere of terror. Evil Dead isn't about establishing the mood of something evil this way comes; it's about showing the horror in all its gritty brutality, and Alvarez directs the shit out of this flick accordingly.

The screencap above is, to me, beautifully composed and beautifully timed. The most cinematic shot comes right before end credits roll. It feels earned. It feels powerful. This is the end. After all that destruction, death, blood, and mutilation, the Abomination has risen, the cabin is in flames, Mia has ripped her hand off, and it's time for revenge. This red-soaked shot gorgeously summarizes the movie, and the hell the characters went through - and it's pretty.

Since I didn't review Evil Dead for this site [but you can read this double-take review at The Reporter], I will simply note my feelings as this: one hell of an intense and entertaining movie. Like most, reservations were had whether or not this was the right thing to do, especially coming hot off the heels of Joss Whedon/Drew Goddard's The Cabin in the Woods that made fun of (yet paid homage) to this very type of film, but lo and behold, this flick blew my mind. A script that didn't condescend or make all the characters dumbasses (there's still the necessary one or two), the story and the people worked, and the final 20 minutes are edge-of-your-seat intense like no other horror film. So, yes, loved it.

Your thoughts on Evil Dead? Or, more to the point, the cinematography and direction by Fede Alvarez? 

MMAM: Vol. 58

Well hello!

Nearly a year absence from blog writing, I thought I'd begin anew with celebrating Hans Zimmer's amazing score for The Lone Ranger. Sure, the movie itself was less than spectacular, filled with faults, but one of its mighty strengths was the score.

Over the last two weeks I've been playing the soundtrack repeatedly on my iPod, and I'm not growing tired of it. In fact, I'll go so far as to say that not only does this summer, but the whole year (to this point), belongs to Hans Zimmer. This and his Man of Steel score are nothing short of magnificent, true, shining highlights of 2013. And with all that pomp, I present to you this 9-minute track that accompanies the far-fetched but enormously entertaining climax of The Lone Ranger, fittingly titled, "Finale" . . .


03 November 2012

Movie Prowlin: October 2012

Hello readers who haven't yet given up on this blog, and for that, I say thank you! Schoolwork and procrastination are my greatest enemies, and constantly, they're stopping me from having any inspiration to write about movie stuff. But slowly and surely, that spark of sanity is coming back to me. Only a month left of school! Well, a month and eleven days, but still, nearly in the clear!

I'm still a good ways away from my goal of 210 flicks watched in 2012, but I reckon I'll be able to hit that number. If I really dedicate my weekends to it. Weekdays are designated primarily for TV shows (my addictions, sad to say) and, every once and a while, homework.

October has been a weird month. Lots of catch-up (Magic Mike, Expendables 2) and rather decent releases. Frankly wish there were more horror titles released this month, could use a genuinely horrific horror fix.

November already looks to be craazzzyyyy. And now that I work at a movie theater, pretty sure I'm going to be contemplating running way to another universe instead of suffering through customer satisfaction. Oh well, bring it on. Already survived five Black Friday's, I can survive a whole month of Black Friday's, can't I?

Andy's Watch List: October 2012

146. Pitch Perfect - By the previews and clips, looked hilarious. The actual film? A missed opportunity. Everything it needed to be was right there in its DNA, yet the actual product was all-around fun, but could have been loads funnier and clever. As it stands, just a nice, decent, entertaining flick that I wish was better than it was.
147. Taken 2 - Fewer action scenes than the first film, but I still enjoyed this sequel. Maggie Grace kicks ass, Neeson is his usual awesome self, and I'm a sucker for revenge tales. Not bad.
148. Sleepy Hollow - Revisiting the Burton film, and I never get tired of the freakiness of Christopher Walken as the Horseman whilst still having his head.
149. Sinister - Not genuinely scary, but I DID love the design of the main demon, Bagul, and all the Super-8 footage was creepy enough to send shivers up and down my body.
150. Argo - Good.
151. Magic Mike - Not all that good, actually. And I blame Soderbergh for that.
152. End of Watch - A movie that doesn't even follow it's own rules! At least Anna Kendrick was still all kinds of gorgeous.
153. Lola Versus - I feel like I've seen a movie like this before. A couple times before even. If anyone's interested in checking this out, rent/watch (500) Days of Summer instead. It'll be a far better and worthwhile experience.
154. Paranormal Activity 4 - Eh. It was alright.
155. Safety Not Guaranteed - Wanted to like it, but turns out . . . didn't like it at all.


156. The Master - Long, long, long, and all kinds of boring. Yes, Joaquin Phoenix is mesmerizing, and it's old news about Hoffman by now with his also amazingness, but this flick lacks a script, it lacks coherency. Thus, it's the perfect example of how even brilliant, fantastic performances can't save a shitty script. Blah.
157. The Expendables 2 - Whereas the first one was long, bloated, and boring, this sequel is short, concise, and entertaining. That said, sorta depressing that the Governator has seemingly lost his spark for one-liners, they fell ridiculously flat, but Bruce Willis was more than happy to take up the mantle.
158. Dark Shadows - This is, I think, my third or fourth time watching it all the way through, and although I'm not becoming more aware of the pacing issues and areas where the script could improve, I still love the hell out of this movie. I can say, probably a first for a Tim Burton production.
159. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World - Like Pitch Perfect, what I expected wasn't what I got, and also just like that film above, I'm slightly disappointed by what we did get. Steve Carrel's character hardly evolved in 21 days, there were loads of character/plot contrivances, and an noticeable lack of the funny. Don't think I'll make it to a round 3.
160. Cloud Atlas - A week later, and I'm still uncertain how I feel about this flick. Even for a near three hour running time, I guess it comes down to: it's not enough. Sure, it's visually beautiful, every frame is absolutely necessary, and it's absolutely fun to see Hugo Weaving and Hugh Grant in crazy diverse roles, but I wanted more from the stories. Otherwise, as a piece of cinema, this flick is gorgeous.
161. Frankenweenie [3.D] - As a huge fan of the 1950's black & white sci-fi monster movies, I found myself enjoying all the throwback references more than the actual film, but the movie itself was fine. No huge complaints. Pacing issues, here and there, but I find that happens a lot in Burton movies. Surprise, surprise, two Burton flicks in one year I actually didn't mind!

M O V I E     O F      T H E       M O N T H

May not have been the sweeping epic that I was hoping for, making me swell with emotion and become utterly engrossed in every tiny, minute detail, but there's no denying that Cloud Atlas is one of the biggest, most ambitious productions of the year, and that alone deserves admiration and applause. Not one frame should be cut, not one line from the movie is useless (although redubbing Halle Berry's work would be greatly appreciated), and it's nearly three hour running time honestly doesn't feel that long. Plus, any movie that has Hugh Grant playing against his customary roles is well worth giving notice to. There are some fine ideas in this narrative, I just can't help but feel that those ideas needed to be fleshed out a bit more, and there are some things that really did need some splainin' (Hugo Weaving as a tormenting visionary leprechaun, hunh?. Can't say I'm going to revisit Atlas anytime soon, but it's a pity that it won't be as successful as it should be. [B]

18 August 2012

FANTASTIC DINOSAURS: The Loch Ness Horror

[Welcome to the return of The Rambling of a Minnesota Geek's project to watch every and all movies from the trailer-compilation video Fantastic Dinosaurs of the Movies. My goal is to locate and view all the films that were trailed in the video, and review 'em as honestly as I can. I love me monster movies, and I love me dinosaur movies, and this allows me the opportunity to visit some classic oldies of the sci-fi/monster genre. There's gonna be some winners, and undoubtedly some clunkers, but that's part of the excitement, innit? Enjoy 'em, mateys!]

THE RAMBLINGS OF A MINNESOTA GEEK

proudly presents


In this Fantastic Dinosaurs of the Movies set, the one trailer that really pushed me into the territory of wanting to actively seek out and watch all of the movies included in this compilation, was The Loch Ness Horror. For some odd reason, the trailer left quite the impression for my four-year old self. The dark colors and the scary underwater cinematography of a Nessie mouth itching towards the camera, unmistakably ready to kill me! I was captivated by the trailer, someway, somehow, so finally finding a copy of the film - no mere easy task - was met with loads of exuberance. All excited like, I threw in The Loch Ness Horror on my television, and within minutes, I hated it, and within the first twenty minutes, I was already bored, and continued being so for the remainder of the movie.

It was that enormously sad moment when something you were so excited to see for a long while is finally screened and it turns out to be a giant festival of utter shit. This is The Loch Ness Horror.

Frankly, my attention span was all over the place, so I can't necessarily tell anyone a good premise of the movie, but based off what I could cobble together from the narrative and online sources, there's this Nessie egg that is important to this "Yankee" scientist (*) and Nessie wants it back, an airplane that crashed into the Loch in the '40's becomes of enormous importance to some soldiers in the '80's, a group of teenagers convene at the Loch for purposes unexplained (although there is a nice slideshow about the monster, so I assume it's some sort of, er, expedition to check the place out), some mad old man who kidnaps a gal, this gal being one of the most upright button-up proper gals in all of sci-fi/horror cinema, and there's a trillion actors with horrible accents spouting off nonsense that doesn't propel the plot. Basically, airplane is a big deal to some military guys; Yankee scientist and proper chick have a connection whilst searching for Nessie; Nessie terrorizes random folks (I'm unclear if this is the first time Nessie has done this or if it's a common thing, which I would think would attract more attention than the Loch does now) and wants her egg back, and, er, I think that's it. Stupid people talking and wasting screentime until the titular monster comes onscreen.

*Each time a character says "yank", take a shot. I guarantee you'll be drunk before the film reaches its halfway point.

Nessie seems to have forgotten its body under the neck.
The single greatest disappoint - worse than finding out a movie I was eagerly anticipating turned out to be a load of shit - is the titular monster itself, the Loch Ness Horror: Nessie. Composed of nothing more than a bumpy hump and a long head on a stick (view right), Nessie is nothing horrific or monstrous, except in the level of laziness that went into the animal. That said, the Nessie face seems to have a mouth that can partially move and, when it roars (which is actually a pretty cool sound, terrifying in its own right) breath can be seen leaving, a simple aesthetic that somehow impresses me. To put it simply, Nessie sucks. I sought out The Loch Ness Horror because I wanted to see Nessie in action, and instead, we're treated to ninety percent lame human talky stuff and limited, embarrassing shots of the monster. Ugh. At this point, I'm quite looking forward to what The Crater Lake Monster has to offer. It seems the special effects team took the extra mile to use stop motion to visualize the creature in its entirety.

The conclusion reminds me of Jaws 3 and Jaws: The Revenge, with unnecessary slow motion implemented at chaotic times to make everything seem grander and more intense than it actually is. Taking place in the Loch, deep in its trenches, lots of red blood and extreme close-ups convey a battle between man and monster that ends in an stock footage explosion! Except I wasn't entirely sure what the hell happened, so I had to, once again, consult the interwebs to explain everything. Either I needed to pay more attention (which I blame pretty much everything about the movie for making me lose interest every minute) or the flick did a piss poor job explainin' what the hell was going on. I give up. 

Cast of characters include Spencer, the aforementioned Yankee scientist, who is a bit of a douche and lacks proper conversational skills, Jack the old Scotts man who boasts the most irritating accent of all creation, pressing his 'rrrrr's' too hard making him an instant nuisance, and Kathleen, Jack's granddaughter, the uptight proper gal who schools Spencer in all things Scotland and niceties. All these characters are annoying and deserved a most gruesome death, especially the grandfather. Some other characters include a crazy old man who kidnaps Kathleen, a Scottish scientist who spouts off science-y stuff to basically say 'I Believe in Loch Nessie', and two all-important teens who decide to get their whoopie on but end up plesiosaur chow.

Loads of bad sci-fi/horror movies can get away with positive reviews because the watcher genuinely had a fun time watching the flick, whether it be because the movie is just so bad it's good, or the watcher really does enjoy himself bad creature features. Unfortunately, I can't regulate Loch Ness Horror as one of those 'gems' that are simply so bad they're worth watching. The movie doesn't quite reach that level. If it wasn't for the absolutely rubbish script - the clunky dialogue, the sexist remarks, the subplots upon subplots, the incoherency, the clunky dialogue - there just might have been a chance this movie could be recommended on sheer bad-but-fun levels. Instead, in the end, it's all just one, big, boring mess. Despite the obvious budgetary restrictions and severe lack of a complete Nessie or proper screentime, it was a pleasure watching the monster in action, and that's about all the positive I can get out of this experience. Long to the point that every minute is felt, performances by folks who would make Hayden Christensen cringe, and uninteresting to the point that I was only half paying attention to the actual movie and instead concerned myself with matters far more important, like securing a copy of 20 Million Miles to Earth, next on my list of creature features to sit through.

Really, properly sorry to say firmly: skip this one, not worth the effort to find a copy and watch it. Instead, resign yourself to replaying the trailer, as found in the Fantastic Dinosaurs of the Movies compilation, which is far more creepy, horrific, and interesting than a single second of the movie itself. Just...ugh.


16 August 2012

FANTASTIC DINOSAURS: King Kong vs. Godzilla

[Welcome to the return of The Rambling of a Minnesota Geek's project to watch every and all movies from the trailer-compilation video Fantastic Dinosaurs of the Movies. My goal is to locate and view all the films that were trailed in the video, and review 'em as honestly as I can. I love me monster movies, and I love me dinosaur movies, and this allows me the opportunity to visit some classic oldies of the sci-fi/monster genre. There's gonna be some winners, and undoubtedly some clunkers, but that's part of the excitement, innit? Enjoy 'em, mateys!]

THE RAMBLINGS OF A MINNESOTA GEEK 

proudly presents


King Kong vs. Godzilla

There are two movies that general audiences typically associate to Godzilla: [1], that piece-of-garbage-Godzilla-in-Name-Only American translation GODZILLA from 1998 that was both a blessing and a curse to North American Godzilla fans, and [2] King Kong vs. Godzilla, arguably the most widely known piece of giant monster entertainment and has thoroughly placed itself into mainstream pop culture. Similar to [1], this is a good and bad thing. On the level of good, this is a damn fine entertaining flick with plenty of monster vs. monster action, and on that level, will definitely entice younger viewers to pursue more Godzilla productions (fingers crossed), and is overall a well made movie. Downside: there's a high probability that folks will tune into this movie and this movie only, thinking that this is all Godzilla is and leave it at that.

Off the heels of its recent 50th Anniversary (as of August 11th), I thought it appropriate to breathe new life into this Minnesota Geek feature with this little gem. In the simplest of histories, based purely off my memory, how King Kong vs. Godzilla came to be is a result of this: Willis O'Brien really wanting to bring back King Kong, and proposed a concept called King Kong vs. Frankenstein, with the intent of realizing it himself via stop motion animation, the same technique that O'Brien received a few accolades for with his 1933 production. Apparently, no dice. American producer John Beck got his hands on the proposal and shopped it around, still with O'Brien on board but who, it seems, wasn't very "in" with the meetings. Eventually Beck brought the project to the attention of Toho Studios, and a joint production was initiated. Dropped was the idea of Frankenstein's monster as the co-villain (although the Monster later shows up in a Toho production titled Frankenstein Conquers the World), and instead Toho inserted their own monster into the mix: Godzilla. Premiering in 1954, Toho's Godzilla was a behemoth both in physical appearance and in profits, so much so that within five months the sequel, Godzilla Raids Again, landed in cinemas in '55, but that didn't go over so well. It was one of those obvious rushed productions. Thus, Toho looked at this as a opportunity to bring back their ace in the hole. With Beck and O'Brien seemingly having no involvement in this production whatsoever, Toho did what they did and Beck was handed the final product. Instead of stop motion there was the more cost-effective special effect of suitmation, with King Kong now a man in a rubber suit and extendable arms. The original 1962 King Kong vs. Godzilla still had a underlying sense of satire that translated well into the Americanized version, but a lot of the seriousness of the script was lost by Beck's meddling. Through Beck, King Kong vs. Godzilla received an extensive overhaul, with newly filmed scenes inserted into the narrative, over twenty minutes of the original movie lost, and the dialogue essentially rewritten. No other film in the history of Godzilla productions, with the sole exception of the original 1954 film, has been manipulated/changed as much as this one. 

*Also, just to note: the score has nearly entirely been exercised from the Japanese version. Composer Akira Ifukube's work only remains in the Faro Island dance/worship, otherwise the film cobbles together cues from several other prominent science fiction titles. Most recognizably, tuned ears will be greeted with Creature from the Black Lagoon more than once. Hell, far too often. And this is a huge shame, as Ifukube crafted one of his true masterpieces with this flick. Sigh. Oh well. All we can hope is that the original Japanese makes its way somehow to the U.S. market.

So it's nothing short of a miracle that King Kong vs. Godzilla, the American version, turned out as well as it did. Satire and pure science fiction cinema rolled into one, it's the Big G's most financially successful outing, and, as stated above, the most widely recognized Godzilla film. Today I'll be talking about the American version, currently readily available on DVD (packaged along with the other Toho King Kong-suitmation epic, King Kong Escapes).

Also before venturing further, a nasty rumor and commonly held belief is that a major difference with the Japanese and American versions is the ending. For the Japanese, it is said, Godzilla swims away victorious from his melee with Kong, while the Americans get to see their crowned gorilla as savior of all mankind. Truth be told, the same ending is in both versions. Godzilla and King Kong plummet off a cliff and into the ocean, a giant tidal wave erupting around a nearby town, and as reporters and citizens look on with shock at the sight, King Kong emerges from the depths, and only Kong, slowly lumbering towards (presumably) his island home. The idea of different endings is a neat one, but entirely false. Sorry, folks.

These days we got Freddy vs. Jason which wasn't the colossal misfire many expected to be, and we have Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, which is about as low on the totem pole as you can get. King Kong vs. Godzilla is one of those rare times when two franchises mesh together so well, the whole experience is a damn good one. Since I'm reviewing the American version, let's get right down to it:

First and foremost, with repeated viewings, there's few scenes in the Godzilla franchise as annoying as these constant 'newsroom' interruptions and the terribly made-up set these scenes were shot at. The first five minutes is nothing but one guy on the phone with another guy giving us the plot, and this happens at least even eight minutes afterwards. What I'm most angry about is that the American version refuses to allow the story to speak for itself. Instead, we're told it, and shown only select bits, it feels like. Of course, this is all a consequence of heavy meddling and editing, but taking it as the final product we have, it's freakin' annoying.

But everything else? Solid fun. The dubbed dialogue hits all kinds of fantastic comedic moments, such as a character's tendency to ache and complain about his 'corns' or the behavior and stuttering of Mr. Tako, the guy who takes over custody of Kong (bet he wishes he didn't do that now, eh?). Normally I'd be a bit peeved at the infusion of comedy in a monster movies - I tend to like my monster flicks taken seriously - but considering that the humor and satire is part of the script's DNA, well, I don't quite mind it at all. And that adds substantially to the overall funness of this flick. This really is one of the franchise's better dubs (interestingly not handled by American International Pictures, but by Universal), and with the exception of the obnoxious American-added scenes mentioned above, it's one of the movie's best qualities.

Why care about dub and dialogue when the real reason to watch this movie is for none other than watching Godzilla, King of the Monsters, and King Kong, Giant Gorilla from Faro Island, kick and beat the shit out of each other? The two times these titans meet up, it's well worth the price of admission/purchase. First round is short and sweet, cementing Godzilla's upper hand with that whole atomic-ray-coming-out-of-his-mouth thing, and Kong beginning to understand exactly how deep in shit he's in. But then the last twenty-five minutes come about, where Kong basically wrestles himself free from his captors so he can get his revenge on the giant dinosaur. And ladies and gents, for twenty-five minutes we're treated to giant monster gold.

Sure, I got problems with Kong apparently gaining strength from a all-too-convenient lightening storm, and the horribly obvious and badly done long shot puppet work, but overall, we got two men in rubbersuits punching and kicking and doing all these amazingly fun stunts. It really is a knock around, drag-out fight. We even have this ridiculously humorous and horribly well done can't-turn-away stop motion moment where Godzilla pushes himself up with his tail and uses his feet to kick Kong backwards! I would have rather like to have seen it done with suitmation, but I understand the limitations of such a effort, so I'm happy with what we got. For now. Pity that Toho's efforts to make a sequel/remake have yet to pan out. So in a nutshell, forget about Freddy vs. Jason, these two monsters wrestling up in the mountains is glorious, absolutely, mind-boggling glorious.

As for the suit designs, well, I weirdly have a fixation with this Godzilla suit, "kinggoji", even though he looks a bit like a doofus. Special effects wizard Eiji Tsuburaya was quite intent on making Godzilla and King Kong lighter and heavily kid-friendly, so naturally the harsher design from the original movie and sequel were toned down considerably. These monsters are bright, bulky, and cartoonish, all deliberately, and in the context of this, shall we say 'world', that King Kong vs. Godzilla inhabits, it all works. I personally have my own issues with the King Kong design, but realistically, if you're going to film a rubber suit Godzilla engaged in combat with a big but not nearly as giant gorilla (as is the case of the original '33 King Kong, who is substantially smaller than the monster king), you are sort of forced to modify it accordingly.

Overall, I cherish this movie. I remember throwing in my Goodtimes VHS into the player over and over (mostly for the monster scenes, of course) and loving every minute of it. And this movie boasts one of my favorite introductions to Godzilla ever (clawing apart his icy prison). It's funny, it's extravagant, and the American version is pretty well put together all things considered. If you haven't had the luxury of experiencing this monster match-up, I'd recommend you get on it right away. Of course I wouldn't hesitate to emphasize the superiority of the Japanese version, but if that's not possible, this variation will do just fine.

Happy 50th Anniversary, King Kong vs. Godzilla.


08 August 2012

The Watcher: July 2012


Awkward, Season 2. Episodes 2-5
I fell in love with Awkward. back with the very first episode, and as I said before, it's absolutely fantastic seeing it back on my screen. Well, computer screen. Don't have cable. It sucks. But even though I'm over the moon with its return, five episodes in, I'm just not loving it nearly as much as I have. And I can't pinpoint the culprit. The writing is just as strong and full of zingers and new words describing human genitalia, the actors are just as funny and angsty as before, and Ashley Rickards is hotter than ever. So where's the problem? Right now, the one thing making rounds in my head is the Jenna/Jake dynamic, that is so full of Jenna second-guessing herself and her feelings that the pair never seem to really 'click' for us. In season one, he was that fantastic, special Prince Charming that genuinely cared for Jenna, and this year, he's still the guy who cares for her - perhaps a overbearing too much - but the fireworks just ain't blastin' and blowin' as they have before. Amazingly, despite how nice of a person Jake is - and I can't believe I'm thinking this - I'm becoming more and more a fan of Matty. Blimey! And I would like for Jenna to assert her independence more, show that the letter her mom wrote has made a substantial, life-altering impact, that she's a better person because of that letter. She's no longer the awkward girl who wouldn't stand up for herself, but she's not as strong as I would like her to be, either.

Luckily, Ming and Tamara are given substantially more time to develop as characters, and they've been a blast. Tamara is still boy obsessed and fast-talking, but she's coming into her own. Ming was the most underdeveloped of the friendly trio, and this year she's maturing into a gal who is very forthright in what she wants and what she says. It's much appreciated.

Season two doesn't have the beat-by-beat comedic and dramatic brilliance of its freshman year, but it's still fantastic to have Awkward. back, and with its recently renewed 22-episode third season, the show isn't going anywhere anytime soon. So for now I'll sit back and enjoy the ride, because we have more of Jenna Hamilton and her voice overs to look forward to, and I'm absolutely giddy bout that. Grade: B

Breaking Bad, Season 5. Episodes 1-3
With season four ending with a literal bang, a jaw-dropping collection of episodes that became increasingly more and more intricate and compelling, Breaking Bad's final season was one of my most eagerly anticipated shows of the summer. Three episodes in (four as of the time of this writing, but three in July), that same intense speed of the previous arc has been expunged for what is, understandably, a slow build. The season begins with a year jump ahead, as a bearded and disheveled Walt purchases a machine gun from Jim Beaver at a Denny's, apparently running from something, or perhaps towards something. As for the present, Walt is soaring on a ego-trip from his dispensing of Gus Fring and, with the assistance of Jesse and Gus' previous right hand man Mike, slowly starts up the methylamine business again. Estranged wife Skyler silently accepts the reality of her situation, but the mute exterior is slowly eroding as she's reaching a breaking point. There's a inevitability of badness coming, but right now creator Vince Gilligan and the writers are content with building this new arc of Walt rising to the top and the family complications that come out of his status.

Only eight episodes make up this half of the shows final season in 2012, and with that knowledge, I'm holding out hope that that same intensity of the previous year and promised villainy of Walter White comes into play. Many commentators have said that Walt has already passed the Point of No Return, and although I do agree with them, I don't exactly feel Walt's darkness or the Heisenberg persona coming through too powerfully. We see Walt as a intelligent man who thinks every action through several steps ahead, but as far as a man who could convincingly take over a drug empire, just don't see that yet. But as for what we do have here, there's three exquisitely written and performed episodes. Bryan Cranston no longer has the strut of a man who displays nervousness or fear, he walks like he owns the ground he walks on and is in complete control of every situation and word. Aaron Paul is obviously relishing going back to the calm and easy going Jesse from the earlier seasons, though in episode two his acting chops are on full display as he breaks down in front of Walt over 'locating' the cigarette full of ricen that resulted in a sticky situation last season.

Walt and Jesse are currently buddy buddies, and with Mike in the mix - a excellent addition, I must add - these are the Three Amigo's who are keeping the meth business alive and lucrative. Already, however, we can see the cracks in Walt's readiness to part with a substantial amount of money, hungry for more. Equally as engaging is Hank's vindication in his search into Gus Fring and his newfound celebrity status at his department. I am so very eager for the time when Hank faces off against Heisenberg, only for the face under the black hat to be revealed as his brother-in-law. At least, here's hoping. And finally, the looks and movements of Skyler and all the unspoken feelings beautifully portrayed by Anna Gunn. Now, with the addition of a new female co-star with Lydia, a tightly wound, paranoid gal, the series is expanding its universe to what will either be Walt's impending partners or adversaries.

It's exciting times being a Breaking Bad fan. We're still in setup mode, with the best yet to come, but these amazingly talented writers and actors who never settle for anything less than a perfect note continue to create some of the most compelling television ever made. So here's me not complaining. Breaking Bad is back - for a truncated period, but still - and I couldn't be happier. Excited to see where this all leads... Grade: A-

Bunheads, Season 1. Episodes 4-7
Three fantastic introduction episodes, and a handful of so-so episodes, I'm still at the 'I like it, but it has its problems' phase with Bunheads. Naturally, as a Gilmore Girls fan and overall digging this series, I want it to succeed creativity and with its ratings, but there's less and less appealing elements of the series to make it appointment television. With the first three episodes, a lot was accomplished - there was a wedding, a death, a inheritance, and a introduction to several supporting characters. Now that the world is, for the most part, established, it would be expected that Michelle would begin to gel and assert herself in that world. Seven episodes in, after some rather directionless installments with her revising the past and uncertain about the future, I think it's time for Michelle to make a decision and start a new chapter in her life. Of course I'm rooting for the series to be picked up for a second season, but if that's not the case, I want Michelle's arc to be as developed as it possibly could be in these circumstances.

Michelle's growth is getting there, but the most rewarding part of the series has been the cast of teenage characters at Fanny's dance school. Boo, Ginny, Sasha, Melaine - these four teenagers have their typical teen angst and problems, fantastically executed by these tremendously talented actresses and great scripts. I love these characters, and if the show doesn't move past season one, the real shame will not be seeing these girls grow as individuals and actresses. Kelly Bishop's Fanny is slowly coming to terms with the death of her son and moving on with her life. She's still not the biggest fan of Michelle - the two of them bicker constantly, and not in the fun, entertaining way.

Overall, I still quite enjoy Bunheads, it just seems to be in a holding pattern right now. Well worth the time of any interested viewer, I believe in the show and hope it hits a second season. Just right now - I want more. Grade: B+

Parks & Recreation, Season 4
This will be, perhaps, a sort of cop-out review of Parks & Recreation, a claim I won't entirely refute, but this series doesn't need reviewing. What I will say is this: I have avoided this series over and over, never one to be all that interested in that sort of Office-documentary style sitcom. Through happenstance, I saw a episode. This lead to renting the first three seasons from the library. In one week, I watched every episode. I laughed and laughed and, most importantly, I fell in love with this show. With 22 or 24 episodes each season, there were maybe only one or two that didn't hit all the right notes, and for a sitcom, that's fantastic (by comparison, 24 episodes of The Big Bang Theory, I loved maybe no more than 5, mildly enjoyed 12, and strongly disliked the rest). I immediately downloaded all of season four, and just a hour ago I finished my obsession.

This is comedy gold. If anyone is unsure of pursuing this show, I present to you the above screencap. Ron Swanson (standing) and Chris Traeger (meditating) are the two single most funniest characters in a sitcom I have ever had the pleasure of watching. Rob Lowe has literally had me laughing at his speech patterns and obsessive behaviors, and Nick Offerman has forever redefined my ideal boss. Lovely, lovely show. Watch it. Now. You'll literally love it. Grade: A+

True Blood, Season 5. Episodes 4-8
Getting weirder and weirder and more interesting and interesting. Sure, there are still those subplots that simply annoy me with their idiocy or irrelevance to everything else in the narrative, but that's small potatoes compared to the multitude of very interesting ideas that I hope pay off big by the finale. In succession, I'll just quickly say the stories I dig: (1) Sooki's arc this year has nothing to do with men and romance, it's her confronting her inner faerie abilities and that really weird world which opens one gigantic question, what really happened to my parents? They didn't die as reported, instead, the culprit is a vampire who latched onto the scent of Sooki's faerie blood. Cool. Now, where does this lead? (2) Tara as a vampire working for Pam and adjusting to her new station in life has been fantastic, especially when Pam captures a woman that ridiculed Tara for far too long, allowing the newly turned vamp to exact her revenge. For four years Tara has been hit and hit and hit with nothing but tragedy, and now, through tragic circumstances, she's for the first time strong and in charge of herself. It sucks what happened to her, but I've never liked Tara more. And that's not just because of the pole dancing. (3) Jason Stackhouse is all over the place this year, but his digging up the murder of his parents and really messed up dynamic with Jessica has been well worth watching. (4) The Authority, run by several old vampires who worship the old vampire god Lilith of whom all vampires originate. Their politics and religion has been quite interesting, and with Russel back in a prominent way leading the Authority, it's really compelling drama.

(5) Eric is beginning to suspect something's up, thanks to a visitation from ghostly Godric, and I can't wait to see where this leads, while Bill allows himself to fall deeper and deeper off the wagon, into this belief of Lilith. At one point, Bill, Eric and all members of the Authority look up as a bloody, naked figure rises from carnage - Lilith, the original God reborn on earth. Ultimately, it's revealed to be nothing more than a hallucination, but imagine how utterly fantastic and interesting having Lilith, a God, walk on this earth again. Now that would be a season-long arc worth exploring alone. (6) It has its ups and downs, but Terry's thing with the vengeful spirit has promise.

Now, for the shit: (1) Lafayete. Just leave the show already. You suck and have overstayed your welcome. (2) Hoyt, grow up. You suck and have overstayed your welcome. (3) The Obama Patrol, these group of thugs who hunt and kill vamps as a political statement. Ties into the Authority storyline (barely), but not worth it. (4) Everything Alcide and werewolf and shapeshifter. Pointless.

Overall, though, the positives outweigh the negatives. This fifth year has by far been the most intriguing, with the fourth right behind. I like where most of these characters are going, and showrunner Alan Ball has concocted quite the story to leave the show with. Honestly, it sucks that there's only a few episodes left and then we have to wait a whole 'nother summer for more, but until that unfortunate hiatus, I am genuinely enjoying the ride. Grade: B